Fairy Tale Anyone?

Daisies & Marigolds    

   Once upon a time there was a young boy with a pet dragon who he loved very much. This kid was super rad, the very definition of tall dark and handsome, with airbrushed on, this-is-sparta type super chiseled abs and dark eyes a girl could get lost in for days. Oh and he also had a nice personality and was super gentlemanly and funny & stuff. 

     In a far away land there was a girl with a pet dinosaur who happened to be a bad ass. The dinosaur, not the girl. The girl was pretty rad too though, with her big bust and super duper sandwich making abilities. These youngins knew nothing of each other for many many years though they both stared up at the night sky after each day of their similarly awesome lives, feeling that there was something else out there. See, he was a Prince and she was a Princess & both had been born into kingdoms at war with these evil creatures that constantly sang the songs you hate most. For each warrior it was different. For the boy, Prince SuperStudlyDreamBoyPrinceGuy, it was the song of the Bieber. For Princess Lovely AwesomeSuperGreatCatchGirl it was the Pon-tune, such an evil sound. 

     Many years into their lives, we'll say like 25, always having been in battle, they had both taken these battles to the source, the home of these horrible sing-song creatures. Many great warriors were lost along the way but when they reached the home of these RihannaGagas, (their technical name), the boy and girl met finally and very unexpectedly. See, neither had known of any other kingdoms left, nobody had. They were strangely drawn to each other, probably because they were both stunningly gorgeous & skilled in seven different types of Badassery. The boy climbed atop his dragon and the girl atop her dinosaur, they banded together and with their two kingdoms united sang a song they knew the rihannagags could not beat. The single greatest song known to any man in any kingdom: Don't Stop Believin'. They sucked all the horrid energy from the RihannaGagas, they way they had done to their soldiers, and conquered them and their land once and for all. Whilst in battle flashmob style Prince RyanStamosStudlyMofo and Princess SweetSexyAwesomeSauceness neglected to realize his dragon, Daisy, and her dinosar, Marigold, (Yeah, it's a weird name for a boy but the boy is also a dinosaur, you're going to get picky now?!), had joined tails and mated for all eternity AvatardSoulMate style, which is totally weird because there was people on their backs but hey, Journey has that kind of power over people. Yes dragons and dinosaurs are people too, Journeys love powers don't judge. So naturally the Prince and Princess couldn't separate the two, the bond was unbreakable. The Prince and Princess decided to stay and rule the RihannaGagas newly destroyed kingdom and sent most of their original warriors home to report this news to their parents and former kingdoms.

    They were now King and Queen of their very own kingdom and fell in love very quickly. They listened to lots of Journey and lived happily ever after.

The End.