Some SuperNaturally twilight type bullstuff yo!

Okay soooo do you ever have those moments when something creepy happens like you're camping at a new place and it's all dark and floody and you realize everyone is paired up horror movie style and you start going through who would die first in your head and kind of psyche yourself out because you realize it's also the perfect setting for all of this to go down?! My sister and I definitely had one of those moments last night. Let me set the mood for you...
   It was a dark and chilly evening, the moon was hidden by the clouds, we could hear wolves howling in the distance... 
     Okay no sorry, just kidding. Actually we went to visit a friend in the hospital, a guy I haven't seen in years and who would have guessed it, he's still the bees knees. Sigh. Anyhow. Hospital. Already creepy right? Those places sketch me out somethin' fierce as it is. We went at like 9pm-ish too, so that didn't really help. So we walk in and ask the security guy "How do we get to room Eighty Seventeen" and he said "Put one foot in front of the other." Ha... ha. I appreciated it, my sister didn't. But then he told us "Go in to the elevators right behind me. Go to the eighth floor. Don't make any turns." Which was perfect direction. When we got out of the elevators on the eighth floor we turned down the hall (the only option we had) and walked straight until we got to the room we needed. Hung out, caught up, blah blah, fast forward to leaving. 
     Walked all the way down the hall to the end where the elevators were & press the down button. Get in there & it looked strange. There was another set of doors, like it was a service elevator, but there was no sign saying that's what it was. We proceeded to go to the first floor. Doors opened (Yes, it was the correct set, still facing the way we were facing originally.) and we were in the totally wrong place. If ever there was about to be a zombie apocolypse and I was panicking because I had no weapon and was completely unprepared it was this moment in time. We walked out to floor 1 and to our left were double doors with a cafeteria. To the right, a long hallway with double doors at the end, no window. We walked to the right and there were signs that said TRAUMA and another hallway that branched off and ended. It was all plain white, no border, no fancy hospital pictures on the walls, no color whatsoever. Unless you count the beige, windowless double doors. Which I don't. So uhm we walked back to the elevators and said F that noise. Oh and why were there NO people in the trauma area?! Or the cafeteria?! Despite the fact that it was 11 on a Saturday night, so I can understand there not being anyone in the dimly lit cafeteria. But it was 11 o'clock on a Saturday night and there was nobody directly in front of us where it said trauma. Or even doctors. Or anyone. No voices down the hallways even. Eek.
     Back on the elevator, we hit 2, just wanting to get the eff out of there. Still anticipating zombies. We get to 2 and the doors took forever to open (and it looked exactly the same when they finally did) so we decided to hit 8 and go back and start over buuuttt the elevator went back to floor 1. So we hit the 8 again, kind of freaked out at this point. We get back to the 8th floor & the elevators we had originally taken (directly behind the security guard on the ground floor) were like 10 feet away. Honest mistake though. We had walked all the way to the end because that's where we had come out at. We didn't know there was a second set of elevators so when we went to leave we walked all the way to the end. yeah. Anyhow. We get on these ones, the correct set, and get back down to the ground floor. Which was right this time. But here's what's weird & I'm going to try my absolute best to map it out so you understand...

    The service elevators are South of the regular. When we exited Service Vators still facing South, there was a cafeteria to our left. When we exited Regular Vators on the ground floor (putting us already north of the other vators and of the cafeteria) we had to walk North in order to get to the cafeteria... There's only ONE cafeteria on the ground floor guys. So I don't understand this twilighty other dimension bullstuff and it's really got me freaked out. Along with the fact that the only person we saw at all once we got on the elevators at all was the security gaurd we saw at the very beginning of our visit. The guy who told us not to make any turns, remember? The only turn we made ever was to get on the elevators, when we got on the wrong set. I don't know about you but that jazz is enough to weird me right the eff out.